Self-Ratio 

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.

Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.

Self-Ratio by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021

self rationalization 

1. When actual reality conflicts with ones view of reality, the afflicted person rationalizes a permutation of reality that 'feels' better.

2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.

3. Lying to oneself.

Claiming there were dinosaurs on Noah's ark is an exercise in self rationalization.

self rationalization by D0gvomit December 19, 2016

Self-Serving Rationality

The performance of being coldly, dispassionately rational in situations where that rationality conveniently aligns with your desires, while abandoning that rigor in situations where it doesn't. You'll do a complex cost-benefit analysis to prove why you should buy the new gadget, but will use a gut feeling to dismiss the same analysis when it suggests you should apologize to a friend you wronged.

Example: "Her self-serving rationality was transparent: she spent three hours comparing CPU benchmarks to justify the expensive laptop she wanted for gaming ('It's the rational choice for long-term value!'). Yet, when her partner suggested comparing grocery prices to save money, it was suddenly 'an exhausting over-optimization of life.' Rationality was her servant, not her master."

Self-Serving Rationality by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

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Selflatio 

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

Selflatio by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

selfsation 

(noun) the occurrence of one mumbling an entire conversation to oneself, possibly even answering their own questions, because they are desperate for conversation or they are absent-midedly thinking aloud. Despite popular belief, it is not a sign of psychosis or schizophrenia. Usually.

Winnie continued her selfsation: "Where did I leave my necklace?....Right there on the table. Why was it on the table? Because you put it there, silly. I wonder if Johnny will be back with coffee soon? Give him some time, he only left a couple of minutes ago, jeez..."

selfsation by DerpGirl May 16, 2011

selaration 

When your body goes inside out and your ass becomes your face and your ass hole is your new mouth.

“Ayo dawg, that bitch looks like she straight outta selaration! 😟”

selaration by Lady balls June 29, 2021