the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face
Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.
When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.