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Selenya

The male or female commenter who first used the term "assholebergers" in reference to people who were not actually suffering with aspeberger's syndrome, but rather were simply assholes in either late 2008 or early 2009 on the web site "Ridiculopathy". Although their use of the term was the first of its kind, a man by the name of "the coolest motherfucker I am" polished off the definition by adding the lack of aspeberger's-type intelligence to the definition and submitting it to Urban Dictionary in 2011. But Selenya's was the first recorded use of the word.
Selenya: Wanna have sex?

cthe oolest motherfucker I am: Only if you're a woman. And only in your ear.
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Selena Quintanilla

Selena is a Latin icon that tragically died at the age of 23 due to her murder. She was murdered by her manager/best friend on March 31, 1995 at the age of 23. Selena was a caring, kind, humble, and electric person. She had powerful vocals, good moves, and an amazing interaction with her crowd. She was the Britney Spears of Latin music back then and to this day is not forgotten. In 1997 a film was released, titled "Selena", and J Lo portrayed Selena. Selena's first language was English but later on, she started her career in Latin music and saw major success. She never ignored her Latin roots and never said no to a fan asking for an autograph. She never forgot where she came from. Her murder sent shock waves around the world and she will never be forgotten. Unfortunately, she never got to see the success of her English album because of her death. Her songs "Dreaming of You" and "I Could Fall in Love" peaked on the English billboard charts. MAC Cosmetics is also deciding to release a Selena line of makeup in her memory. Selena will always be remembered and kept in our hearts forever.
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Solenya

The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.
Did you just see Solenya? He didn't take their dreams, he took their parents.
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Selena Quintanilla

Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16, 1971 – March 31, 1995) was an American singer, songwriter, spokesperson, businesswoman, model, actress, and fashion designer. Referred to as the "Queen of Tejano music", her contributions to music and fashion made her one of the most celebrated Mexican-American entertainers of the late 20th century. Billboard magazine named her the top-selling Latin artist of the 1990s decade, while her posthumous collaboration with MAC cosmetics became the best-selling celebrity collection in cosmetics history.2 Media outlets called her the "Tejano Madonna" for her clothing choices.a She also ranks among the most influential Latin artists of all time and is credited for catapulting a music genre into the mainstream market.78

She signed with EMI Latin in 1989 and released her self-titled debut album the same year, while her brother became her principal music producer and songwriter.
Selena was shot and killed on March 31, 1995, 16 days before her 24th birthday, by Yolanda Saldívar, her friend and the former manager of her Selena Etc. boutiques.Two weeks later, Texas Governor (and future US President) George W. Bush declared Selena's birthday Selena Day in Texas.
Selena Quintanilla means goddess of the moon
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Selena Quintanilla

A fucking queen, a legend, the baddest bitch that was ever on earth
Ima get that bitch Yolanda for hurting Selena Quintanilla
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selenia

the meaning of the moon in greek language, also a girls' name not very popular because only the worthy can have the name. it is also a person who is attractive, gorgeous, joyess, strong, friendly, shy at times but knows how to have a good time, trust worthy, responsible and gets easily mad but knows how to control the inter fury.
Who's the next door neighbor? she's selenia not yet my friend but soon to be.
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Selena

Selena

Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!

#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing

I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
Andy: Selena looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got her for every second of my life :)
by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019
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