Sedem 

Most smart and funniest person you'll ever meet. She's drop dead beautiful. Wears blue scarves with butterflies.

"Did you see that girl with the matching clothes?!"
" I think her name is Sedem."

Sedem by jennyhohoho October 7, 2011

sedermasochism 

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

sedermasochism by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

and you dont seem to understand by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

seemab 

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

seemab by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

Seder nixxa 

Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!

A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"

Seder nixxa by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023