SMTG 

In texting, smtg stands for "something"

Do u want smtg frm the store?

SMTG by Tyler8976 April 20, 2018

Smtg 

Acronym for "something"

"I have smtg to show you!"

Smtg by biscuitwice February 11, 2018

SMTG 

Short for: Shin Megami Tensei General

Meaning, a shit gathering of homosexuals to discuss monster penises and waifus.

PHG: Yo, have you been on /SMTG/?
Pram: Yeah, it turned me homosexual.
Lawfag: Let's all have a homosexual orgy, it isn't gay if we pretend we are waifus.

And then Amdusias started playing the saxophone while Saber snuck into the discussion.

SMTG by YHVH - The true god. October 23, 2012

SMTG 

smtg is trying to conquer gntg and ikt but these 2 are just too strong so.. yeah :p

but maybe one day it'll win..

guy1: smtg B))))
guy2: ikt superior!!!!!!
guy3: gntg
guy1 and 2: man why must you do this to us like that

SMTG by gntg October 20, 2021

SMTG 

show me the goods.

BOY 1: I wanna get wit dis girl, but she wont fuckin'
SMTG"

BOY 2: dude, sucks hate when that happens

SMTG by safffffff February 18, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020