Section 5

Alternative term for a gang of "Chavs", "Scallys", Kevs", etc... that hang around on street corners. The Original term "Section 5" is used by Police Forces and is part of the crime act, it refers to Antisocial behaviour.

These fuckers hang around on street corners with their Staffordshire Bull Terrior with one eye, and only ever ONE of them on a BMX, most likely the ring leader, the one who asks the over 18's to buy them their White Lightning. Twats...

by -I-A-N- September 9, 2005

section 508

section 508 is the government regulation mandating that anything constructed with public funds must be made accessible to the physically and mentally disabled. calling someone "section 508" means they are retarded or a gimp.

Did she really put her baby in the blender? Is she a bitch, or just section 508?

by higgypiggy February 17, 2005

Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.

“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Code B Section 55

The act of sacrificing babies in the name of Satan to follow ordnances and standards.

Customer: Is you kitchen clean?

Employee: Yes ma'am, we follow Code B Section 55 in the kitchen.

by RickDodger January 14, 2024

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.

Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

by HeraX September 16, 2020