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Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Secret dick by Elaine! August 22, 2021
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dicktorias secret 

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

Dicktoria Secret 

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor
Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what
Dicktoria Secret by Samurai-o October 3, 2021