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Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Secondhand Fucked 

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.
Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.
Secondhand Fucked by jamminwow December 1, 2011