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Sebamism is a monotheistic faith started by Doctor Sebu Daddy, a Somalian monk. Followers of this religion tend to worship unclad statues of Sebu in temples. One of the main rituals is the rubbing of monk Doctor Sebu's buttocks which are incredibly massive and chiseled by the Gods. It was said they saved his mold because it was that magnificent. His statue is considered as the unofficial 8th Wonder of the World; his iconic buttocks were used as a shield and a cushion against volatile objects, and the symbol is two buns.
hey hairy fellow and Gay Gay would you like to join sebanism together
ok bamesjames
Sebanism by ILOVESEBUSIR October 13, 2022

Sheblantix

Why you trippin over these little sheblantix
Sheblantix by Lord Boomsauce September 5, 2020

Seantism 

A guy called Sean who is being awesome
Look at the Seantism flowing off Sean today, he's awesome!
Seantism by BecauseI'mFunny February 17, 2022

Sublantics 

FOunded in nineteen two but a scholar named lutharus goldstein.The word means Sub which is "under" nd blantics which is "white" in spanish. so the meaning must be underwhite.
Look chief im not here to argue sublantics.
Sublantics by Sir BLumkin June 29, 2010

slantish guy 

very good looking, does extremely well with ladies.
That guy at the bar must be a slantish guy, because the girls are all over him.
slantish guy by steve rogers January 26, 2015

Slantis Domesticus 

Americanized Phillipino or anyone with slanted eyes.
What is that Slantis Domesticus over there eating? Milkfish!!!!