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Seattle slip up

Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done she looks down and sees you didnt have one on and starts to yell at you. All you say is oops!
I didnt have a condomn last night so i had to pull a seattle slip up
Seattle slip up by Spot31 October 28, 2007

Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.

seattle slipper 

When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.
i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".
seattle slipper by Spliff76 August 1, 2017

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026