Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

seapickle

A turd that floats, usually left by careless swimmers.

There were no restrooms at the beach, so I left a seapickle in the surf.

by Farls May 8, 2008