Seando

Seando is a real street nigga. He doesn’t play any games. He enjoys sliding on opps during his free time. Solid as can be, if Seando is your friend, you have a friend for life.

Seando is a demon!
That boy Seando just came through and had everybody spooked.

by Dictionarian405 November 23, 2021

Shandoolie

Speaking in a non-sense language (shandooli) when recording someone in public. The purpose is to give the person being recorded the impression that you do not speak English.

Recording person: Harakata takiti kata kata, shandoolie!
Person being recorded: What?

by fivestringer October 1, 2021

de sando

a term used when things go wrong, particularly in the world of IT/networks.
to pull a "de sando"

"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"

by joker10001 January 20, 2010

Scandoval

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.

I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.

by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

Sando

Slot machine slang for when a spin is a "Shit Sandwich", made famous by none other than Vegas Matt himself.

That bonus was an absolute Sando (Shit Sandwich, Garbage, Horrible)

by Sakk00 September 8, 2023

Sendology

The following of the Holy Book of Send. Followers of Sendology live their lives by two simple words: send it.

Last week, Bill's son converted the goon squad to Sendology and convinced Longarms to send it for the boys on Saturday.

by LongarmsAndTheGoonSquad June 15, 2018

Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013