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Shandoolie 

Speaking in a non-sense language (shandooli) when recording someone in public. The purpose is to give the person being recorded the impression that you do not speak English.
Recording person: Harakata takiti kata kata, shandoolie!
Person being recorded: What?
Shandoolie by fivestringer October 1, 2021
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a term used when things go wrong, particularly in the world of IT/networks.
to pull a "de sando"
"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"
de sando by joker10001 January 20, 2010

Scandoval 

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.
I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.
Scandoval by BravoBabe March 9, 2023
Slot machine slang for when a spin is a "Shit Sandwich", made famous by none other than Vegas Matt himself.
That bonus was an absolute Sando (Shit Sandwich, Garbage, Horrible)
Sando by Sakk00 September 8, 2023

Sendology 

The following of the Holy Book of Send. Followers of Sendology live their lives by two simple words: send it.
Last week, Bill's son converted the goon squad to Sendology and convinced Longarms to send it for the boys on Saturday.

Shit Standoff 

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013