Comedic writer, video
game reviewer, columnist for Electronic
Gaming Monthly magazine, Super Friends enthusiast. Robotic killing
machine (unconfirmed)
Known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, analogy-driven comedy.
Seanbaby is the closest thing to an Internet Comedic Writer God.
Seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend's reaction to playing Aquaman:
"She played it for a few minutes, I assume to help understand why I hate my
life, and ended up saving an Atlantean prisoner. With a flourish, he
said "Thank you, Aquaman!" and swam off. She replied, "You're welcome, fellow underwater
fag!" Then a beat. And then, "This sucks."