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Seamuffin 

A word used when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.
She and I had a lot of Seamuffin under the bleachers during assembly, if you know what I mean...
Seamuffin by hattaa April 14, 2010
Words you can keep
a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.
Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.
Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

Shmuffin 

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."
"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."
Shmuffin by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.
That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!
spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005
the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten
Brian you make me feel so smuffin
smuffin by Aubrianna January 15, 2008
an incredibly sexy person
a person u want to have intecourse with
Eva Longoria is a sexmuffin, Id do her!
sexmuffin by brown guy January 12, 2008
A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.
Good morning! Care for a smuffin?
smuffin by smudder November 22, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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