Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010

butted seam

The thingy on a dry wall board with nails in it.

Geoff knows what a butted seam is.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

seam rider

A seam rider is one who engages in bouts of anal sex. Alternatively this could refer to a person of the gay persuasion.

"Dave I can't believe that you did that, you're such a seam rider"

by Gregga February 12, 2005

The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 12, 2016

Mason-Dixon seam

The seam in the middle of boxers that gets caught in between a males junk and inner thigh, usualy resulting in an irritation or some discomfort.

Two guys on treadmills:
guy1: agh, I'm getting a real Mason-Dixon seam.
guy2: yea I hear that man.
guy1: I think I'm gonna go settle this civil war style.
guy2: yea I'll prob be there soon but um, my balls have yet to succed from the union.

by Robie D. March 21, 2008

Seam Ripper

The act of kicking a males genitalia barefoot with your toes curved upward to really drive your toenails into the seam of his scrotum.

Buddy 1: "Man...my girlfriend caught me in bed with her best friend."
Buddy 2: "She couldn't have taken that well."

Buddy 1: "No shit...she was so pissed she kicked off her sandals and gave me the ol' seam ripper. I think I may need stitches, brah..."

by suitepee138 June 25, 2011