Seem-ride(r): a name used to refer to both boys and girls who tend to wear form-fitting clothing. The term describes how one's clothing seams do not fail to touch every inch of their body, thus allowing the joke that one is riding their seam.
NATE: "I don't think I should go into that bar."
ANDY: "And why not? Intimidated by all the sexy girls in there?"
NATE: "No. What's intimidating me are all the seamriders. They're probably all in there wearing cowboy hats and drinking the whole place dry."
ANDY: "And why not? Intimidated by all the sexy girls in there?"
NATE: "No. What's intimidating me are all the seamriders. They're probably all in there wearing cowboy hats and drinking the whole place dry."
by Benny Austin June 28, 2010
check out the toe on that camel! her pants are so tight that seamrider gonna be soar by the end of the day!
by legend M October 28, 2009