Seam Ripper

The act of kicking a males genitalia barefoot with your toes curved upward to really drive your toenails into the seam of his scrotum.

Buddy 1: "Man...my girlfriend caught me in bed with her best friend."
Buddy 2: "She couldn't have taken that well."

Buddy 1: "No shit...she was so pissed she kicked off her sandals and gave me the ol' seam ripper. I think I may need stitches, brah..."

Seam Ripper by suitepee138 June 28, 2011

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seamripper

Slang for an extremely large penis, especially when referring to anal sex.

You don't have to worry about losing your ass virginity to me. I'm not rocking a seamripper or anything.

seamripper by AJ McKay June 11, 2006

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Related Words

seamripper • seam • seam rider • Seam Dogg • seam of life • Seam Peeper • Seam-Scratch • Seam Squirrel • Seam Sucker • Seam surfing

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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