When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

Sea monkeys by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

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Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

Sea Monkeys by Garm93 July 31, 2021

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Sea-monkeys

A code word for ejaculated siemen, used for young people

Ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my butt crack!!

Ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!

Thats allot of sea-monkeys

Sea-monkeys by Butters J November 26, 2009

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Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

Virtual Sea-Monkeys by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

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