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Scwipfting 

A combination of sorting and sifting papers on your desk for no apparnet reason other than to appear busy. For some reason it is pronounced with a speach impediment reminiscent of the endorphous dialect.
Peter has been scwipfting papers for the last 5 years.
Scwipfting by Bwembdon February 8, 2004
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ScriptingNubs 

ScriptingNubs is shortcut for "Spread yo cheeks homes"
"AYE, LIAM SCRIPTINGNUBS RN HOMIE"
ScriptingNubs by Bennydoes69 October 29, 2020

Scripting 

In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.
Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.

Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"

Person 2 "2"

Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"

Person 2 "U mad bro?"

Person 1 "Nah EA is just scripting again"

other examples of scripting are when your opponent scored 45th or 90th minute goals, or when you miss sweaty goals or other usual guarantee goals.
Scripting by lighting15 January 11, 2013

Scripting 

Scripting is in relation to coding, where a individual scripts (aka programs) a program using a certain script language to do an automated task, or set of tasks. These script languages are an extension of javascript, python, html, etc
"Man whoever scripted this site, really sucks at scripting."

"I love scripting my own programs!"

"Java is a very weird scripting language..."
Scripting by Scriptoria July 5, 2020

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
Taylor Swifting by Malicho August 22, 2012

Swifting 

Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
Swifting by IYBN March 4, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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