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Retinal Scarring 

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
Retinal Scarring by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009

beach scarring 

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.
"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."
beach scarring by dave March 28, 2003

Life-scarring 

Something that happens or has happened that leaves a permanent mark on someone's life mentally.

2. An event, usually traumatic or painful, that happened in the past that will remain with you, or in your memory for the rest of your life.
The reason why I am who I am today as an adult, is mostly because of the life-scarring events I went through as I a child.

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions
elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

Sparrington 

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.
Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!
Sparrington by seems_innocent January 4, 2004

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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