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skull fuck 

1.the act of grabbing a partner's skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having sex with their skull.
2. a variation of face fuck
"As she was giving me head, she didn't go down deep enough on me, so i skull fucked her instead."
skull fuck by Razr August 25, 2005

Scotford Skull Fuck

Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.

The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.
Scotford Skull Fuck by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010

Scull Fucked 

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.
Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

skull-fuck 

v. 1) To remove an/the eye of an entity (usually the mammilian boned creature, H. Sapian) from it socket and insert a phallus, or phallic object into the cavity, repeatedly. In the case of an actual penis being inserted, ocular-fornication is continued until ejaculation.
n. a reference to "Full Metal Jacket"
"I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! " -Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
skull-fuck by Epiphyte October 29, 2003

crystal skull fuck 

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.
Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

Skull Fuck 

A derogatory term used to describe the violent incertion of the penis into the mouth. In most cases the male or female on the giving end makes little movement, while the participent on the giving end thrusts their hips.
Skull Fuck by bucky_b May 23, 2008