Scrumpkin

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

by starsfornewtmas June 04, 2023

Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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by Akro April 21, 2012

scrumpkin

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

by angel of halifax March 26, 2011

scrumpkin

Get head while eating a tasty morsel.

That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.

by Luke, Mike, and Whitney March 27, 2004

scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)

She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!

by Anonymous October 18, 2003