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Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

scrumptulescent 

Absolutely delightful, excellent, or delicious in the extreme. Referring more to thought and form, than to flavor. (Root word: scrumptious Source: Saturday Night Live, "The Actor's Guild")
His on stage antics weren't just amazing, they were scrumptulescent, transcending all levels of excellent.
scrumptulescent by Josh McCormick October 11, 2002

scrumptulicious 

Some edible thing extremely delightful, delicious, and pleasurous to taste.
This cheesecake is scrumptulicious.
scrumptulicious by John Philippas October 21, 2003
Something that is good or bad, maybe neither, who knows
Bro 1: Dude thats scrumtushing

Bro 2: what the fuck did you just say to me
Scrumtush by LargeMannnnn May 14, 2022

Scrumptulescent 

1. Absolutely excruciatingly amazing
2. Thrillingly taste
I can’t help it but write a big, fat, scrumptulescent BOOOOOOYAAAAA for the day.
Scrumptulescent by SPzzz April 9, 2011

ding dong scrumpins 

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins
ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021