Scrubbled Eggs

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.

No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.

by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Making Scrambled Eggs

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.

"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"

by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)

tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!

by oli1703 December 27, 2008

scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

by BudBailey February 20, 2022