Scrotumitis
A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.
Scrotumitis by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018
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Ball-Scrotumitis
when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.
Ball-Scrotumitis by AL1B1 April 24, 2020
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Scrotuminium
(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013
scrotumific
Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.
scrotumific by Tekkenfreek234 February 25, 2011
scrotumfish
A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
scrotumfish by wide idiot November 15, 2020
scrotumilism
1.Scrotumilism is when, similar to vasocongestion, the scrotum, nutsack, naturally expands and contracts.
2.In other words scrotumilism is the ways of the scrotum, including vasocongestion, which is type of scrotumilism. If vasocongestion is over done a testes will be paralyzed therefore, sterilizing the owner.
2.In other words scrotumilism is the ways of the scrotum, including vasocongestion, which is type of scrotumilism. If vasocongestion is over done a testes will be paralyzed therefore, sterilizing the owner.
1. "Oh fuck, my nutsacks getting larger!"
"It's called scrotumilism nigga'"
2. "That motherfuckin' bitch just kicked my dick, now how am I supposed to be a father."
"It's called scrotumilism nigga'"
2. "That motherfuckin' bitch just kicked my dick, now how am I supposed to be a father."
scrotumilism by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008
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