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scrotumilism

1.Scrotumilism is when, similar to vasocongestion, the scrotum, nutsack, naturally expands and contracts.

2.In other words scrotumilism is the ways of the scrotum, including vasocongestion, which is type of scrotumilism. If vasocongestion is over done a testes will be paralyzed therefore, sterilizing the owner.
1. "Oh fuck, my nutsacks getting larger!"
"It's called scrotumilism nigga'"

2. "That motherfuckin' bitch just kicked my dick, now how am I supposed to be a father."
by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008
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Scrotuminium

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013
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Scrotumitis

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.
A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.
by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018
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Scrotulism

When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.
Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
by The man with the 'stash. June 4, 2009
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Ball-Scrotumitis

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.
"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"
by AL1B1 April 24, 2020
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