Skip to main content

Scrotumotis 

1. disease of the scrotum. 2. mystery disease symptoms of the junk after banging out a possible dirty chick 3. A Person that is such a pussy that they surpass the meaning of pussy on the pussy scale and advance to the ultimate platform - scrotumotis! 4. The biggest dork on the planet.
Will must suffer from scrotumotis because he is rowing like vagina!

This scrotumotis is the biggest bitch I have ever seen, lets make fun of him some more!

Dude: After I banged out that chick last month my junk just hasn't been looking the same.
Suggs: whats wrong with it?
Dude: Its all discolored and shit.
Suggs: Bummer - its probably scrotumotis. Lets go drink
Scrotumotis by Savage Suggs October 16, 2008
Scrotumotis mug front
Get the Scrotumotis mug.
See more merch

Scrotumitis 

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.
A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.
Scrotumitis by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018

scrotumise 

The act of forcing someone into a bag to carry away for sexual purposes.
Borat scrotumised Pamela Anderson in a shopping centre in the movie.
scrotumise by Matt W. Hayward February 8, 2007

scrotumfish 

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
scrotumfish by wide idiot November 15, 2020

Ball-Scrotumitis 

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.
"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"
Ball-Scrotumitis by AL1B1 April 24, 2020

Scrotumptious 

a declaration of ecstacy or joy, the superlative declaration of joy
that was just scrotumptious
Scrotumptious by Joan Caplin. August 6, 2008

scrotumilism 

1.Scrotumilism is when, similar to vasocongestion, the scrotum, nutsack, naturally expands and contracts.

2.In other words scrotumilism is the ways of the scrotum, including vasocongestion, which is type of scrotumilism. If vasocongestion is over done a testes will be paralyzed therefore, sterilizing the owner.
1. "Oh fuck, my nutsacks getting larger!"
"It's called scrotumilism nigga'"

2. "That motherfuckin' bitch just kicked my dick, now how am I supposed to be a father."