scrypnosis 

A contractual form of hypnosis which requires an absolute disclosure of each and every word that is to be spoken, declared truthfully and without alteration at time of performance, embedded in the body of a hold-harmless, liability acceptance contract which must be signed by the intended listener. This hypnosis method has been placed into the public domain as of February, 2003, so that it can be included in technology advances freely, such as in end user licensing agreements (EULA) for inclusion in video games for adding belief system altering logic to such software.

The scrypnosis allowed her to believe that she was in the movie and that it was totally real.

scrypnosis by David Brager November 9, 2003

Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Sypnosis 

When one person -using strong force- sucks the external ear canal of another person.

Jaelyn: “Bro I need some sypnosis BAD”
Elliot: “I got you fr”
*Big suck*

Sypnosis by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018

scripnotised

When you get so interested by a book, that suddenly nothing exists around you any more.

Damn, that book got me scripnotised.

scripnotised by JingleFairy May 11, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022