scrortoise

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

by b bibble September 1, 2005

scrotomised

to violently damage ones(males) genitals

denzel scrotomised himself while he was swing his golf club

by robzombie April 5, 2007

Scrotosecond

The amount of time that getting kicked in the scrotum is pleasurable.

I walked into the party, noticed it was all men inside, and it took me precisely one scrotosecond to dip, searching for greener pastures.

by Scroteus Maximus March 14, 2025