a mental state of extreme intoxication where blackout is imminent. most commonly correlated with McCormick's vodka, but can be achieved with a variety of liquor and beer.
Rex, Sean, Cliff, & Manny started drinking at 5pm. By the time 2am rolled around, they were so scrotyfucked that they started a fight, shattered a window, been in cuffs, spent all their money, and ruined countless relationships.
The term 'scrollfucked' is used to describe an individual which is showing signs of mindless scrolling on social media platforms for long periods of time. Scrolling with no interest or any reason as to why they are doing it.
Wow, I haven't been able to focus on anything today, I feeltotally scrollfucked.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.