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A family with beautiful children who only gain beauty with age
They're such a scribner family
scribner by soberhouse June 17, 2008
Words you can keep
A very pointless mundane conversation, usually about something very childish and stupid.
"Man, the other day I sat on the bus with Jon, and we had like a 20 minute scribner, it was brutal!"

"Jon's mind is so simple that he is only capable of having scribners."
Scribner by poundcake22 October 5, 2010
noun-Someone who has aids or a tiny penis
or both.
Did you see that kid he was a total scribner?
(n) The name for a bum and/or family of bums who can be described with three or more of the following: joblessness, homelessness, drug abuse, illiteracy, stupidity, or out-of-marriage pregnancy.
Look at those Scribners over there, let's yell at them to get a JOB!
Scribner by tsu11 August 26, 2008

Jessica Lee Scribner 

She’s a beautiful female, always looking more refreshed than she is and always trying new things. She is usually dedicated and hardworking except for those sleepy days which isn’t very often. She’s a dreamer but has the ability to pull others back down to Earth.
Dude: Did you hear about that Jessica Lee Scribner?
Other Guy: Yeah, I’m jealous of her Mr. Lucky.

Audrey Scribner 

the most amazing, hot, sexy person who has ever walked this planet earth. She gets all the guys as they have to stop and look at her a second time every time she enters a room. the smartest person ever and the funniest person to exist on this earth. nobody can compare to audrey scribner she's the one and only. and literally such a nice friend.
"hey did you see audrey walk by?"
"yeah I had to look again I couldn't comprehend all the hotness from audrey scribner"
Audrey Scribner by eujfihaaofe January 18, 2022
Noun. A sharp or pointed tool used by graffiti artists to write their name (usually) in glass, plastic, or metal surfaces.

Graffiti artists usually use rocks, modified pens, razor blades, or other various hardware tools. Most scribers are custom made and modified.
Yo, I just made this new scriber from this stuff at the hardware store. It flows so nice!
scriber by SpoR July 26, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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