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dibs-scribs scale 

A variation of dibs. A girl referred to as "dibs" is usually very attractive, and a "scribs" is usually very unattractive. In extreme cases of "scribs", the term "GOO!" is used. This scale, originating at Vanderbilt University, was created to distinguish between "dibs" called to refer to hot girls and "dibs" called sarcastically to make others look at someone they otherwise wouldn't. Also related: dibs-scribs continuum (the hazy scale between the two)
M1: Total dibs on her!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!
Related Words

scribbish 

noun: a combination, portmanteau, of scribble and rubbish
Every writing contest must begin with a large staff of readers just to filter out all the scribbish.

Scribblered

To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.
Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.
Scribblered by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019

scribulent

adj.)
describes someone who writes illegibly and hastily in a turbulent manner

adv.)
scribulently

synonyms: hasty, illegible, quick, messy

antonyms: neat, precise, clear, legible
Josh's handwriting was so scribulent that I could hardly distinguish his f's from his g's...
scribulent by evhguitargod666 January 14, 2013

Scrimshawed 

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.
I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.
Scrimshawed by realative September 25, 2012

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3
hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?