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screwphemism 

A euphemism for having sex.
Fairly neutral examples of screwphemisms include: 'doing it', 'making love', 'getting some'; and the more marked: 'laying pipe', 'bumping fuzzies'.
screwphemism by aslan8 May 11, 2011

screwphemism 

1. When someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. The opposite of a euphemism.
James: Why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and THEN ask if someone wanted it?
David: Yeah, I pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
James: That's disgusting. I hate you and your screwphemisms.
screwphemism by Marc Saint Clair August 19, 2012

Screwthepublican

One of many Cronyist Communist's that believe only the most wealthy class is of any value, regardless of the ACTUAL negative impact of their policies they continue brainwashing people into believing that breaking free from their forced slavery is possible knowing they have stolen to much money from circulation for anyone to break free without their assistance.
My governor is such a typical Screwthepublican, he passed a new law giving govt employees (male and female) paid maternity leave funded by tax payers who won't have a job after taking 4 weeks off unpaid for the same reason.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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