Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screenshawty ya feel me!"
The best past tense for the verb 'screenshot'. You could say 'took a screenshot', or use the dreaded, wonky 'screenshotted', screenshat is the optimal form to describe what had happened.
I saw the funniest tweet about Elon Musk last night, I screenshat it for you - check it out