Definitions by KickasstanedaP

Covi-ntegrity 

Ones ability to admit they’ve had COVID-19

The Rubio’s had COVID back in September but lack the covi-ntegrity to admit it.

Covi-ntegrity by KickasstanedaP January 11, 2021

Covi-ntegrity 

Ones ability to admit they’ve had COVID-19.

The Rubio’s had COVID back in September but have the Covi-ntegrity to admit it.

Covi-ntegrity by KickasstanedaP January 11, 2021

Opex 

Changing rules/equipment to benefit ones situation. Specifically used in CrossFit but can used universally to gain advantage.

See also, Xebex.

I ran out of condoms so opex'd a baggy and banged all night.

Opex by KickasstanedaP May 9, 2018

Xebex 

Mislabeling shitty equipment in an attempt to appear financially equal.

See also, opex.

Chris tried to Xebex his penis to Brittany but Brittany wasn't havin it.

Xebex by KickasstanedaP May 9, 2018

Painal 

When anal sex brings about extreme pain, typically with the first attempt but has been known to occur in sober women or she just can't seem to relax and let him do his thing.

Also used when referring to the first few minutes of anal entry.

In men, painal can be the excruciating pain that shoots through your rectum without warning, typically in a board meeting or social settings.

Mike and I tried butt sex last night. Once we got through the painal minutes, I loved it.

Or
Dude, I had the worst painal attack at my girlfriends funeral. My girl thought I was crying with emotion but really it was the painal contractions.

Painal by KickasstanedaP May 11, 2016

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

screenshat by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014