Screaming Ginger 

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

Screaming Ginger by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016