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screwface capital 

the dot. Screwface capital is toronto.
screwface capital by FG Records March 19, 2008
A crazy Jamaican drug dealer from the movie Marked for Death.
John Hatcher says "You bailed out a Jamaican street named Monkey the other day, I want him. This other piece of shit, Screwface, I want him."

Screwface says "I want Hatcha dead. I want his family dead. If you can't kill him, I go kill him. Then I'm gonna kill you
Screwface by paulkersey July 23, 2012
1) like a poker face...revealing nothing
2) the scowl etched on inner-city kids faces
"Screwface means I'm not pleased/ Screwface means I'm not amused/ Screwface means I just wanna walk, not talk/ Screwface means I just wanna leave." ~ dizzee
screwface by dani wu July 6, 2004

ScrewFace Stinger Splash

Mouth stabbing until the point of regurgitation. Once regurgitation is achieved the man collects the regurge form off off his phallaginal region an proceeds to smack and reinsert regurge back into the oral cavity of mouth stabbee.
Repeat process until desired regurges have been achieved.
Did you get on the ropes and in all the corners?
I DID give Monica one helleva screwface stinger splash!

SCREAMFUCK 

The worst fucking person on the fucking planet. Gets (and deserves) polio virus and is a fucking criminal LIBERAL. Probably doesn’t wipe his ass, can’t participate in shit and fails 29% of his stupid fucking special Ed classes
Screamfuck is so fucking stupid I would kick his polo infested ass
SCREAMFUCK by ANGRYEL March 8, 2022

screamated 

the act of being screamed upon and cremated simultaneously
Brice just screamated a kid
screamated by M c ricer April 2, 2008
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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