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dick cum Target=Face
Drew D:I gave that bitch a cream face, right after i fucked her in the ass
Thrillium:Damn shawty Jeuhhhhhh!!!!!
dick cum Target=Face
Drew D:I gave that bitch a cream face, right after i fucked her in the ass
Thrillium:Damn shawty Jeuhhhhhh!!!!!
by D-nug February 10, 2007
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face
by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008
Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009
A term used to identify women from Eastern Europe, specifically Ukraine. Women with this face have the stereotypical facial attributes of a Ukrainian woman.
Even though Yaroslav is Ukrainian, he isn’t attracted to Sour Cream Face girls. Antonio is Italian and absolutely fetishizes Sour Cream Faces!
Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!
Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!
by Pablo Pavlova September 25, 2022
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020