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scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.
Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...
scratchball by X405 June 30, 2008

scratchalotapuss 

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman
"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

scratchalicious 

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.
I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.
scratchalicious by jomaby August 3, 2010

scratchologist 

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.
Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!
scratchologist by thorgalore November 8, 2011

Scratchrilege 

When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.
"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."

"that is sacrilege...

or Scratchrilege!"
Scratchrilege by gription June 1, 2009

Scratchel 

Rachel Lowy's pseudo-pokemon identity
Scratchel's pokepowers/uses of scratchel:
tickle
tick remover
composting
scratchin'
... punnin'
making punnin pudding
good quiche
good at riding zebras
likes to poop
soul sista singing in the shower
party planner (hit her up for partays)
recycling for poster making
lifting
falling into rabbit holes
making delicious desert
fetching water
boiling water
copious knowledge of creatures
can fit into small spaces
lovin'
being cute
consuming cheese
"A wild Scratchel Appears!"
Scratchel by eto the izzo October 2, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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