ScratchRZL 

A mediocre musician who created his own definition on urbandictionary.com and gets no bitches

ScratchRZL gets no bitches

ScratchRZL by Just some UrbanDictionary guy. May 5, 2022

scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.

Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...

scratchball by X405 June 30, 2008

scratchalotapuss 

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman

"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

scratchalotapuss by scratchalotapuss June 21, 2007

scratchalicious 

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.

I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.

scratchalicious by jomaby August 3, 2010

scratchologist 

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.

Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!

scratchologist by thorgalore November 8, 2011

Scratchrilege 

When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.

"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."

"that is sacrilege...

or Scratchrilege!"

Scratchrilege by gription June 1, 2009

Scratchel 

Rachel Lowy's pseudo-pokemon identity
Scratchel's pokepowers/uses of scratchel:
tickle
tick remover
composting
scratchin'
... punnin'
making punnin pudding
good quiche
good at riding zebras
likes to poop
soul sista singing in the shower
party planner (hit her up for partays)
recycling for poster making
lifting
falling into rabbit holes
making delicious desert
fetching water
boiling water
copious knowledge of creatures
can fit into small spaces
lovin'
being cute
consuming cheese

"A wild Scratchel Appears!"

Scratchel by eto the izzo October 2, 2011