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scragglepuss 

skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.

-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.
Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"

2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."
scragglepuss by kevgroat January 24, 2010

scrabblegasm 

Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.

Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.
Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"
scrabblegasm by oizys September 10, 2008

Scrapplepuss 

One who thinks she is pretty on the outside but has a vagina that when looked at has the consistency of steak fat and looks like fresh scrapple from being used and unclean and worn out
Yo that bitches pussy is straight scrapplepuss.

Damn Son she got that scrapplepuss.

I'm fuck with her she has that scrapplepuss.

Scrabbleful 

When you are more powerful than your opponent at scrabble
After years of practice Anthony was finally scrabbleful enough to beat his step-dad in a high stakes one-to-one match.
Scrabbleful by ScrabbleWizard01 September 30, 2017

Scrabbles 

A demanding stuffed dog with rock paws. He is known to sport a floral bandanna and smug look. He refuses to cut the fur around his eyes and has been known to smell like pizza. Truth be told he was born from a claw machine in a seedy strip club in Montreal QC, however he will tell tall tales of being born in China, having spent time in Hawaii with the dolphins, and travelling across Canada on the sweat of his brow with rocks in his paws and bandanna flapping in the wind. He will tell you he has tons of friends and that you will love them but really half have gone down the garbage chute and the others will just bug you!
This pink dolphin I won at the strip club sucks, I wish it was a Scrabbles.
Scrabbles by Cristewvie February 22, 2011

Scrabblepooping 

Using your toilet time to play scrabble on your smart phone, inadvertently revealing to your opponent that you're pooping.
Shannon just played 'undine' at 11:34 in the morning. Must be scrabblepooping at work.
Scrabblepooping by Bull G November 11, 2011