One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.
Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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Country that's way better than England. Why? Hmmm, where to start..?

-EDUCATION: Scotland has a far better education system, we produce the second highest number of university graduates in the world (second to the United States) and there are no tuition fees, only problem with this is our universities are now crawling with English 'tuition fee refugees'. We should stop letting them in, but then who can blame them for trying, they do, after all have a third rate education system.

-INVENTIVENESS: You name it, chances are we invented it just a few examples are Television, VCR, Telephone, Photocopier, Fax Machine, electric light etc etc. Now what has England invented? Oh, that's right, not a DAMN thing!

-LANDSCAPE: While England boasts flat, featureless terrain Scotland is largely rugged and mountainous, we are the wildlife capital of Europe and have some of the finest scenery found anywhere in the world, not to mention some of the last remaining wilderness areas of Europe. What has England got... other than a geriatric royal family and a mediocre football team?

-FOOD: Now I know English like to turn their nose up at Scottish food and that of many other countries, but what about their own 'cooking'? Liver and onions? Pea soup? Kidney, eel and fish pie? BARF! Hmmm I'll take haggis any day thanks, plus we have great whiskey and awesome beer which, unlike those poncey English fuckers, we don't drink at room temperature

-ACCENTS: Say what you want about our accents but at the end of the day it's a lot better than that creepy-ass paedo-sounding accent most English have.

Scotland:5 England:0

I have really merely scratched the very surface of why Scotland is better but I tire of writing this.

So, slag Scotland all you want, truth of the matter is it's way better than jolly olde England, think you're all just bitter because no one takes you seriously anymore...Pathetic, little wonder.

Scotland; land of heather, great whiskey, shortbread, and deep fried... well, everything!
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scotland is awesome
(may not sound like it but i am scottish living in california for more than 10 years does some things to you)
in scotland they dont rape sheeps you fucktards just eat the inards out of them
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scotland is the best country in the world,why,becuase its not england.
scotland would be the best country in the world if it wasn,t for its neigbours
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Scotland is great for sooo many reasons,
Scottish people invented:
the T.V. (Logie-Baird)
Pennicilin (Flemming)
the telephone (Bell)
whisky (without an 'e' if it has an 'e' its shit!)
US Navy(Jones-maybe not something to be that proud of :S)
Bank of England (thats right and now Scottish note are often knocked bank in that glorious land, the irony...)
think that's enough but the list is endless.
OH NO WAIT!!! missed out the most important... IRN BRU!!!
the most amazing drink in the world, so amazing that America fear it, having banned the import and so selling of it!)
also the most patriotic(not to be confused with biggoted), beutiful and just, as the great neds would say, pure minted!
Scotland is pure great by ra way!
by Rach E December 11, 2005
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an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents
go to scotland for vacation, it's the shit
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A country full of people who are bitter towards England because the English GONVERNMENT treated them like shit in the middle ages. What the Scots (and the Irish and anyone else who was in the british empire) seem to overlook though is that the average English peasant in the middle ages was also treated like shit by his own government, so they have no reason to hate normal English people.
Scotland, for all its faults, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. And not everyone hates the English, its only the ignorant NEDs.
by proudscot November 18, 2008
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