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Scotland is the best country in the world, it has a totaly different education system etc. I am from aberdeenshire ( north east scotland) and in that area we talk a totaly different way than every single place in the world.
"hiya fit like fit yi been up to iday en?" = hello how are you what have you been up to today then?
"och aye i dinna ken aboot at een like min"= yeah, i dont know about that one man.
"moo" = mouth
"fit" = meens what, can also meen foot
"nit"= meens no
"quine"= meens girl
"loon"= meens boy
"mannie"- meens man
"wifie" meens lady
"broch"= fraserburgh
"daken"= i do not know
"dinna kane"= i do not know
"fit yi hink yir deeing?" what do you think you are doing?
"i didna ken that you kint at mannie" = i didnt know that you know that man.
"oot n aboot" out and about
"fit fit fits fit ski?" what foot fits what ski

I could go on forever, but the basic thing is we talk totaly different even from other places in scotland. I think the name of the way we talk is dorich.(not said like dorich but said with a *hhhh* dorichhhh lol)
"at quine across ih road wis spiking aboot at loon fae the broch!"= that girl across the road was speaking about that boy from fraserburgh.
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A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.
Scotland is the country on top
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1. A nation : one of two kingdoms (one of four countries) in the United Kingdom

2. A land : northern part of Great Britain (largest island in the british isles) and associated smaller islands

3. A landscape : bloomin' heather, bold mountains, sea lochs, drizzle, sheep, stags wild haggi, and kilted men

4. Our Home :
" In zero 79 A.D.
the Romans sailed across the sea
and they settled in the south.
But when they headed north
they found a people proud and strong
Steaped in fire with passionate song
who would not bend and would belong
to no one but the land they called their home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home, a brisk and stony home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome.
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

And when the Romans turned and fled
twas us that sent them hence :
The celts, the picts, the people they had tried
to hamper with a fence
We scaled the walls and crossed the waters
Chased the romans back to Rome
And with the huns, the goths, the meaty
Briskly took apart their home,
our home, our home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend to Rome.
The birth place of our bones,
the television and the phone

Our home, a proud and angry home
Our home, where people piss and moan
No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

And then in 500 AD the scots fled o’er the Irish seas and founded dalriada
In time the holy father st. coulmba joined the picts, the scots:
all celts together ‘gainst the norse
And Scotland that we proudly claim
to honour and respect became our home

Our home , a cold and windy home
We crowned our kings upon a stone
Our home, the birthplace of our bones, the television and the phone

Our home, we cherish what’s our home
Our home, a sweet and loving home

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home, a cold and windy home
Our home, that would not bend tae Rome.

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home

Our home a brisk and stony home,
That would not bend to rome

No matter where I ever roam
I’ll carry something of our home."

- the martians
1. Scotland won the rugby.

2. The Romans invaded Scotland

3. My auntie rose sent me a postcard of scotland

4. I live in scotland.
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Well, Well, Well,
Apparently English people are saying their the best and they're better than Scottish people. Get a grip! people who were defending Scotland had loads of examples about our superiority like our education system, inventiveness, landscape, food, language, accents, cultures, history plus the fact that we make up a supposedly UNITED kingdom and all the English people can say is: "A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of"
"Scotland is owned by England and they cant handle it"
"they never seem to qualify for the world cup"
"Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics"
"overpatriotic cunts"
"The scum of the fucking Earth!".
what kind of argument is that!? face it. we're better.
Now I’ve done my proper Scottish argument, here's a English style argument: "ENGLAND SUCKS FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!"

and that’s how we do it in Scotland!!
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Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
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very patriotic but the football teams are rubbish...not that many people say "aboot" and only a few areas say "eh" like some parts of edinburgh and aberdeen. the best spoken english is actually in scotland..we were forced to speak english when we were taken over by an English king and we were beaten to try and take all the scottish out of us...in schools we were beaten until we spoke proper english and if we didn't we were punished harshly.
"see you jimmy" "eh...nah" haggis kilts tammys, tartan, ill educated.. all completely wrong..all based on lies when scotland was occupied by an english king..lies and rumours were started to ensure english people would stay afraid of the "savage scottish people
by scotland_is_the_best April 23, 2005
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