Scoth

A sloth like and lazy creature that lurks beneath the shadows. When not preying on children this creature can be seen on various surfaces moving with slothlike movements. This name is derived from a combination of Scott and sloth

Run away it's a Scoth!

Scoth by Scoth the sloth July 20, 2011

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotland the Brave 

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

Pork Scotch dance by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009

Scothe 

1) n. A substitute word for trash.

2) v. To scothe someone/thing is to "own" them.

1) There was SCOTHE all over the place!

2) RONNIE: Hey, Mark!
MARK: (Sprays Ronnie with mase) SCOTHED!!!!!!!!

Scothe by Matt92091 June 19, 2007