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A small amount, volume or length.

Comes from the town Wigan in the northwest of England (in between Liverpool and Manchester), little known but well document and well used by the few who know.

Scoruk is a noun, descriptive of a item which doesn't exist but the word is regularly used to relate to a small amount, size or length becoming a verb, eg, a scoruk of paper lay on the desk.
"My pint glass only had a scoruk of beer left."

"He barely had a scoruk of a knob!"

For someone on low pay "I don't get paid a scoruk of a wage"
Scoruk by Rob & Geoff October 15, 2008
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scorekeeper 

A person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.
Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
scorekeeper by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015
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A term used to describe a time when your friends remove all your bikes from your apartment when you are gone all weekend for a NASCAR race and leave a note in a Dracula stuffed animal hung from your living room chandlier with the phrase "You've been Scorked."
"I just sent an email to 200+ people saying my bikes are stole, called the cops, gave a statement, and had my place figerprinted. I just got owned."

"No, you just got scorked."
Scorked by Dclan January 23, 2009
A scorkel is a drop of piss that drips off the penis onto the legs once you have replaced your member after urinating.
Bollocks jim, i've just scorkelled down my leg, need to remember to shake it properly from now on!
Scorkel by AnthonyJB February 27, 2008
when one man is underwater at least 12 feet deep and repeatedly cranks the cork
crispin: hey i went swimmin yesterday
crebby: oh yeah did you see that guy scork?
scork by Jinno January 6, 2008
An accent of a person who is born and grew up in Scotland but moved to Co. Cork in Ireland for a long time.
I was born in Scotland but as an adult I moved to Cork in Ireland now my accent is mixed, I have a Scork accent.
Scork by gameongothic July 7, 2022
The most vile inhumane disgusting thing someone could possibly do at any given time. An absolutely contemptable despicable and just downright morally objectionable action in every way.
Ethan: Yeah man i love to scork
Any sane person: Ew dude what the Fuck (shoots him)
Scork by WethansNuts November 8, 2023