Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
One who owns a core Xbox 360. often the user is in denial and will say it was given as a gift.
Person 1: Hey i got an xbox 360 Person 2: Cool, its a premium right?
Person 1: uhh, no
Person 2: Thats ok, hey just wondering can you save your games without that hard drive
Person 1: yea i have a memory card
Person 2: ok just dont trip over your wired controller
Person 1: Fuck You
Person 2: COREKEEPER!!!
A certain person who has an amulet that contains magic, it can used for evil or good that’s what you decide. Sometimes the amulet speaks to its owner to try and corrupt it and take over, don’t let this happen. It’s not gonna be pretty..
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.