scorekeeper
Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
scorekeeper by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015
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Scorekeeper by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017
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Storekeeper
Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
Storekeeper by Box Kicker December 13, 2012
Corekeeper
Person 1: Hey i got an xbox 360
Person 2: Cool, its a premium right?
Person 1: uhh, no
Person 2: Thats ok, hey just wondering can you save your games without that hard drive
Person 1: yea i have a memory card
Person 2: ok just dont trip over your wired controller
Person 1: Fuck You
Person 2: COREKEEPER!!!
Person 2: Cool, its a premium right?
Person 1: uhh, no
Person 2: Thats ok, hey just wondering can you save your games without that hard drive
Person 1: yea i have a memory card
Person 2: ok just dont trip over your wired controller
Person 1: Fuck You
Person 2: COREKEEPER!!!
Corekeeper by Chopperdave47 July 30, 2008
Score Keeper
A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
Score Keeper by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021
the stonekeeper
A certain person who has an amulet that contains magic, it can used for evil or good that’s what you decide. Sometimes the amulet speaks to its owner to try and corrupt it and take over, don’t let this happen. It’s not gonna be pretty..
the stonekeeper by The stonekeeper March 5, 2022
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