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Score Keeper

A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021
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A person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.
Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015
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Storekeeper

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
by Box Kicker December 13, 2012
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Scorekeeper

A person who keeps score at little league baseball games.
Barb never missed a chance to be the scorekeeper at her son Chris's little league games.
by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017
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