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scorekeeper 

A person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.
Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
scorekeeper by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015

Storekeeper 

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
Storekeeper by Box Kicker December 13, 2012

Scorekeeper 

A person who keeps score at little league baseball games.
Barb never missed a chance to be the scorekeeper at her son Chris's little league games.
Scorekeeper by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017