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scrot sac 

When a close friend will not allow you to get nasty or knock boots with their partner, friend, sister or mom.
Rick: Hey Steve your mom has some serious snacks bro. Why don't you hook me up with that.

Steve: Dude you're not banging my mom.

Rick: Fine then don't hook me up I'll bang your sister instead you scrot sac.
scrot sac by Lroy April 16, 2008

Scott’s Empty SAC 

Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.

He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.

scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
Scott’s Empty SAC by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017

Scrot Sack 

Damn after all of those laps my Scrot Sack is stuck to my leg billy said.
Scrot Sack by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Soot-sack 

Term referring to persons of African descent. Typified by their foul body odour, baggy trousers, miniscule IQ, allergy to work and propensity to commit mindless criminal acts, Soot-sacks can be found in most low-cost housing estates.

Collective noun, a crime of soot-sacks

As soot-sacks lack the brain-power to keep their primitive animal urges in check, they are a serious rape-risk.

Another possible reason as to why soot-sacks always have sex on the brain, is that they have pubic hair on their heads!

Soot-sacks sweat profusely as they suffer from the condition coondensation
Some bastard has stolen the wheels off my car! I knew I shouldn't have left it parked here, I saw a crime of soot-sacks hanging around earlier
Soot-sack by MrBrownstoneballs August 24, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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