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Scira
Scira by Clary Herondale July 26, 2016
scirocco
A very awesome Volkswagen that could stand up to many muscle cars of its time, gifted with ahead of its time German engineering and superb handling. This is a car to great to be handled my ricers, which is why it has been kept a secret. Unfortunately, certain year models had a few common and annoying flaws which lowered the reputation of the Scirocco, But I assure you the 1981 Volkswagen Scirocco "S" is a very excellent car made to beat 2003 Minicoopers (the red "57" model) in the SCCA and yes while still stock it can out perform the majority of ricers in this new era even though it was made more than 20 years ago.
I've never seen that car before. It looks average I am sure it wont do to much. There it goes peeling out half the way through 1st and squeeling into 2nd. OMFG!!!! WTF is that fire breathing dragon raping the track and pillaging the ricers of what little self-esteem they conjured up to come to the races? It's a damned DEMON!!! It just smoked a brand new '03 MiniCooper! All I can see is a gray blur weaving in harmony with the bright orange cones and All I can hear its beautiful humming tone and a few squeels of acceleration through the hard turns and a drunk hick yelling "woohoo! Get Er Done!!!" It just stormed past the finish line. I can see the front. It has a bright red "VW" symbol on the grill. It calmly cruises by me as if it had just gone for a Sunday drive and now I can see the back. In bright red letters it reads "Volkswagen Scirocco S..." IN-CRED-IBLE!
mk1 scirocco
mk1 scirocco by sciroccomk1 March 2, 2009
scirocco
1. A car ("sports coupe") produced by Volkswagen that was discontinued in 1992 but brought back in 2008. Attained something of a cult following after it was discontinued.
2. The name of a wind that blows from the Sahara over North Africa, the Mediterranean and Southern Europe. Sometimes very strong and can cause sandstorms.
2. The name of a wind that blows from the Sahara over North Africa, the Mediterranean and Southern Europe. Sometimes very strong and can cause sandstorms.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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