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Schwheat 

(adj) sweet; awesome; cool; amazing; that which exceeds usual limits
Paul: I just got head from Kate
Jeff: Schwheat
Schwheat by Spencer13 October 25, 2007
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Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.
I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.
Beef Schweat by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Schweaty Ball-Z 

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region
Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"
copious amounts of fluid streaming profusly from ones pores. In smaller confined spaces schweat can have a sprinkler like affect causing everyone in the room to become moist
i danced so hard I'm covered in schweat. It's so hot and schweaty in here. I'm so high i'm schweating all over the place
Schweat by The Shuffler February 1, 2015

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004
Buttercup: "I got a new tattoo, and it's your face"

Jules: "Schwhat the hell did you that for?
Schwhat by JMG7597 June 26, 2008

schweaty 

a person who loves to study, and loves to wear sunscreen. This person also schweats a ton without doing any activity at all.
This person also gets very embarrased if he is within 10 feet of a femal

usually can be spotted in the library, in mrs. obriens bed (or his other teachers beds for extra points), or appling sunscreen to his entire body
-schweaty what are you doing?
-im doing my extra credit project, so i can get extra points on my term grade
-schweaty, did karen tell u to do that
- HOW DID U KNOW?
schweaty by mrs. obrien October 23, 2006
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