Schweaving

The act of incorporating /including balloon animals in a gang bang; it has to involve semen. Most suggested without condoms.

“Honey did you hear all the latex squeaking last night?”
“Yeah, it was just the neighbors schweaving.”

Schweaving by The picker December 1, 2018

Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.

Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.

Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Schweffing 

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

Schweffing by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

Schwabing Canaring Garber by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

sweaving 

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

sweaving by stahlout September 15, 2006

schiaving  

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo

Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt

schiaving by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007